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That being said…
I should mention that I never would have predicted this final three at the beginning of the show. I think that I, along with a lot of people, thought that John Brown was a big joke. Like he was this delusional kid who thought he was this rapper character. But, as the show’s progressed, it turns out that he’s actually this intensely focused guy, whose “character” is a carefully planned-out image designed to be memorable and marketable. And, you’ve got to admit, its worked like a friggin charm. Anytime anyone makes reference to this show in conversation, they’re bound to say something about “the King of the Burbs,” or “Hallelujah Holla Back.” It’s revealed on this episode that he’s not even really from the burbs. Funny.
Similarly, Jus Rhyme seemed too outlandish to be real, and too misguided to be competitive. But, as it turns out, he’s dead serious about what he believes, and his quirky personality is completely genuine. Judging on the hits he’s getting on myspace lately, and some genuine respect he’s garnered from other race-conscious hip-hop fans, there’s definitely a place for him in the game. There’s a lot of debate to be had on the effectiveness or appropriate-ness of his approach to race and hip-hop, but one thing’s for sure: he’s not faking it.
Sham’s not a surprise to me. I’ve predicted him to win from the beginning. But I think most people probably would have predicted, from the outset, a final three of Dasit, Persia, and Sham (or maybe Sullee).
Even though now I’m wondering if I should switch my vote to John Brown. He at least seems the most determined. And Sham’s delivery can be a bit nasal at times (actually one of the hardest things white rappers deal with, no joke). Then again, sometimes Brown seems a little too subdued for me. I’ll stick with Sham, for consistency’s sake.
In this episode, the three travel to Detroit, with the promise that they’ll be battling in Detroit clubs., against some of Detroit’s most famous battle-rappers. I’ve got to say, this is BY FAR the most harrowing elimination challenge the rappers have faced throughout the whole show (by far!). The “make a video” contest, the “make a song-and-dance routine” challenge were really nothing like this. You really can’t replicate the anxiety and pressure and adrenaline of being on stage, in front of a crowded club, in a battle rap. Especially as a white guy in front of a primarily black audience, and nobody knows who you are.
This club they’re in reminds me strangely of the Birmingham club where I had my first battle raps. I wonder if there are any parallels to be drawn between the two cities? Unfortuneately, Bham doesn’t boast much of a hip-hop scene (I smoked all those cats, for real). Anyway.. back to the show.
The gang shacks up in trailor. I get the feeling Sham’s been in one of these before, but maybe not either of the other two. One thing people from outside the South (and Detroit, apparantly) don’t realize is that, in places like small town Alabama, a trailor park is just the equivalent of an apartment complex. They’re not a step below apartments or anything. They’re just more prevalent here. The popularity of Eminem, et al has sort of prompted this romanticization of the trailor park as this colorful, sublimely depressing place where meth-addicted white folks mingle with a wacky cast of up-by-the-bootstraps, big-beltbuckle-wearing, tobacco spitting roughnecks, who are in a constant struggle to “get out the park.” Like there’s a one-way fence around it or something. Kind of like the parallel romanticization of housing projects as a land of nothing but drug deals, drive-by’s, and rap videos.
The depiction here of the trailor park is in line with this stereotypical portrayal, with zoom-in’s of a cow skull and some meth pipes or something, which is a little annoying. Also annoying is the idea that trailor parks somehow embody whiteness, and that more whites live in them, percentage-wise, than blacks. In certain parts of the South, trailor parks are home to lower-middle class people of all races. In Troy, AL, where I grew up, there’s a state university, and most of my friends who went to school there lived in trailors, instead of dorms or apartments. My fiancee and a lot of my best friends grew up in them, and most of these folks were lower-middle class, and not the “dirt poor” stereotype you see associated with trailors. For whatever reason, developers have invested more in trailor parks than apartment complexes in certain parts of the country, and, in those places, people who would live in an apartment in some other city, live in a trailor. Simple.
To be fair, the gang does seem to meet a lot of funny neighbors in this particular park. But, you know, I’m sure a lot of normal folks walked by as well, but they obviously didn’t get a lot of camera time.
Interlude: What’s up with this weird new advertising on vh1? Like the “Behind the Music” with Persia, which segues into commercials for KY Jelly and Burger King? And the “pop up ad” for Dr. Pepper. I guess the fancy borders and extra graphics are an attempt to “incorporate” the ads into the programming, rather than seperating the two, in the hopes that people will pay more attention. That’s a good idea, actually.
Anyway: The three rappers meet up with the Insane Clown Possee, who have a huge following among white kids throughout Detroit and the rural midwest. You know what? I just realized that I’ve never heard a single ICP song, unless you count that joint they did with Three-Six Mafia, with the Portishead sample in it. I just sort of realized that. I guess they don’t have much of a presence around these parts. Not to say that I’d listen to them if they did. But, in any case, you have to respect their business savvy, as apparantly they’ve got a whole factory, from which they manufacture and distribute their wares throughout the country. John Brown seems impressed. I was too.
They briefly meet up with Kid Rock, and play some pool. He explains how he got his first record deal, at 19. Cool.
The gang plays a game called “Marshall’s Law,” (named after Eminem), in which they answer trivia about Slim Shady himself. Hmm. John Brown wins. He gets to stay in a fancy hotel, and he chooses Sham to go with him, on some “keep your enemies close” tip. Jus is pissed. I guess he sort of should be, given that he chose JB to go with to see NORE. Then again, that turned out to be sort of a drag, so…
Sham and JB get some delicious food at the hotel, and have a fireside chat, while Jus makes up some silly diss raps back at the trailor.
The next day, Serch explains the setup for the next challenge: they’ll be battling three of Detroit’s best battle rappers, in a famous D-town hip-hop club, in front of a crowd of locals. Shamrock mentions a “wave of anxiety” once they’re told about this. I can’t blame him. Like I said earlier, this is by far the toughest thing they’ve been asked to do.
“To win a battle, you have to take a man down.” This is Serch’s advice regarding the battle. And this is sort of true, I guess. A lot of kids getting into hip-hop recently have never battled. They’re more into the “cypher”-type thing, where you stand in a circle and rhyme words with “-ology” over and over (listen to one of these next time you’re in the crowd at a Roots concert, and tell me I’m wrong). But battling really is no-holds-barred, and its really hard, and it can be really hurtful in the end. People get nasty and personal. Serch gives the crew some advice, and it sort of becomes clear that Jus is going to have the toughest time.
Jus seems ready to go for the “kill them with kindness” approach. “You don’t have to degrade them to beat them in a battle.” You sort of know this is a doomed approach from the outset. I like Jus Rhyme a lot as a person, and I think there’s definitely a market for his brand of hip-hop, but this elimination almost seems like a rigged game, in that it’s going to be nearly impossible for him to beat any of these cold-blooded MC’s in a battle. How could things go any other way than to see him eliminated? I mean, we all like Arrested Development, but would you bet on Speech in a to-the-death battle rap in some Detroit basement club? Nah. That makes this episode a little anti-climactic.
The battles:
The dude Shamrock battles doesn’t seem too good, at least not relative to how hyped up he was. Sham kinda rocks the dude at first, actually. But then he gets nervous… and the crowd starts taunting him… and he kind of blanks.
Jus Rhyme battles this guy, “La Peace,” and gets real nervous. You can hear it in his voice. Kind of shouty, which happens when you lose your cool and you’re just trying to be as aggressive as possible. This La Peace dude completely rocks him. Jus’ insults seem to be mostly about how his opponent is the police. Hmm.
John Brown v. Lo Louis. JB gets on some racial tip at first, with some line about how his opponent is an “Uncle Tom,” which I found sort of surprising. The crowd didn’t seem too mad though. John’s rhymes are actually pretty dang good. Lo Louis wasn’t so hot. Maybe the Detroit cats didn’t bring they’re A-game to this one? Lo ends up standing on the crutch-of-a-diss, “You’re not a rapper just because you have a myspace page,” which is old, old, old. If you’ve never heard it before in a battle, it probably sounds pretty clever. But once you’ve heard it eight times, its kind of yawn-able.
In the end, Jus Rhyme is out. No surprise. Not a diss on him, but this challenge was really rigged against him. It’s kind of sad though, because it turns out he lost his fellowship money at USC, because he chose to stay in NY to film the show, instead of going to fulfill some obligation he had there. That sucks, man. But I can’t blame him from staying on board. He did make it hella far.
So, it’s Sham v. John Brown for the finale. It seems they’ll be performing in some stadium-like setting, American Idol style. Like I said earlier, I’m sticking with Sham for the win, because (a) he’s from Atlanta, and went to school at UGA, (b) I still think he’s pretty solid as a rapper, and (c) it’s no fair to change sides at the last minute. But, deep down, I think John Brown might have it. Thoughts?
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